In which she plans to exorcise the evil green phlegm baddies...
Thursday, May 10, 2007
No wonder people hate being sick. Not only does your entire immune system break down, your usual rational stable mind disintegrates as well to give way to unwanted depressed emotions. It's even worse than PMS. Or is PMS worse?
The thing is, you'll feel extremely vulnerable and susceptible to attacks (in any forms) on yourself. Even your ego takes a step back and let your pessimistic emotions take over, in which you wallow in self-pity and self-disgust. As if your inability to exert yourself physically isn't derogatory enough, your emotions have to become unstable enough to affect everyone around you. At least PMS only affects the latter, unless of course you have menstrual cramps.
Ugh. I hate falling sick. Especially when I'm coughing my lungs and wheezing so badly I think I can understand at least half of what asthmatic patients feel when they can't get to sleep because they keep coughing the whole night. Sometimes it gets so bad i.e. coughing fit that I feel like tearing my chest or throat open and exorcise all the evil green phlegm baddies.
Of course then I realise that I only have myself to blame for not taking proper care of my body and letting them attack my immune system. But still. I hope they die a terrible death and never hope to multiply and attach themselves parasitically to my trachea again. Sore throats are the worst because they affect my speech, or worse, the fact that I'm unable to churn tunes at all.
Ok so here's the plan.
Although I try my best to spit my way (literally) out of this mess, I can't help noticing that their regenerative powers allow them to reproduce as quickly (or even more quickly) than my expulsion of their predecessors. Grrr.. remember this cartoon series we used to watch when we were younger? (I think it was called "Inside your Body" or something) The evil green phlegm baddies were depicted as short ugly fat green gnomes with menacing smiles on their faces carrying a devilish weapon, while the white blood cells were portrayed as tall muscular white soldiers in uniforms armed with weapons to fight back. The outcome of the battle depended on the population on each side, although I must say the number of green baddies was neverending. Lol. I used to love that cartoon when I was younger.
Oh well, I still have the external anti-bodies from medicine heh, except I can't remember what they looked like in the cartoon. Probably similar to the white blood cells ha. So you guys, please help me cheer the white guys on ya?
9:51 pm
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